Why hello there.
I see you have stumbled upon this secret page in the corner of the internet.

Shhhhhh.... Dont tell anybody. It'll be our little secret.

Here you can purchase the amazing AND legendary
"MEDIAMUFFIN.COM" patch.

It gives the wielder a flow of endless power tapped from a secret energy source deep within the center of the earth.

That's right.

You're tapping into the energy source of UNICORNOPOLIS.
The secret underground unicorn cave.

You'll soon have the power to communicate telepathically with the unicorns living beneath your house!

BUY ONE TODAY!
And feel the power EAT AWAY AT YOUR MIND.
(In exchange for absolute radicalness.)

SPECS AND SUCH Size: 3.5" Wide -Iron on backing -"Mediamuffin" is metallic threaded. To make the patch affordable, the order Does not come with tracking number! So please make sure you put your correct address! However, a tracking number is optional for an additional $6 dollars. Will be shipped through snailmail.

NOW FOR A LIMITED TIME
Add $3 and get a single sketch of anything!
Note: One thing only. High quality noted, but not guaranteed.
If you don't note anything, I'll doodle something random. <3

U.S.A

INTERNATIONAL

Mediamuffin.Com Patch Mediamuffin Patch $5.00 Mediamuffin Patch with Sketch $8.00 Mediamuffin Patch with Tracking Number $11.00 Mediamuffin Patch With Sketch & Tracking Number $14.00

Mediamuffin.Com Patch (International) Mediamuffin Patch $6.00 Mediamuffin Patch with Sketch $9.00 Mediamuffin Patch with Tracking Number $12.00 Mediamuffin Patch with Sketch & Tracking Number $15.00

Thank you for your support!
*dance*